totallymorgan:

My friend Patrick Noth created the most bad ass improv gangster rap of all time. By improv gangster rap, I mean it is all about the improv community and it will melt your face. It’s a theme song for the show Improv Nerds with Brandon and Chelsea. 

Reblog if you’re an improv nerd. 

Lyrics transcribed, because I’m also a regular nerd:

I’m a motherfuckin’ improv nerd

so if you want drama we can take it right to Cage Match

CAT FUR

Ba-da-da!

I’m into group mind, bitch don’t be selfish

and if this is true, then what the hell else is?

I’m giving out the game but then I give it a rest

then beat the shit out of the game three inches from death

Got an improv crush in my class in fact

she’s STD free but she can pass the clap

I’m in the free ASSSSCAT line for nine-thirty

Readin’ nine year old posts off the I.R.C.

Find the comedy and truth in the suggestion we takin’

I digest the information so here’s my invocation:

IT IS

a man woman young old or between

YOU ARE

obsessed with your last show or your scene

THOU ART

creator of realities based on a word

I AM

without a doubt a fuckin’ improv nerd

I want to complain that it’s too short, but we all know you got to edit on a high note.

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   i have listened to this basically on loop...day. THEY DO AN INVOCATION IN THE RAP,...

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   Ew, this is so telling. Every ‘scene’ in life is cool until someone makes fun of it, whether intentionally or...

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    I pledge alliegance to the cult of the Brigade of the Upright Citizens…

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    Lyrics transcribed, because I’m also a regular nerd:...want to complain that it’s too...

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    This may be one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard.

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    Love it. And if this doesn’t deserve to be on a blog called improvnonsense, I’m not sure what else could!

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    Gangsta rap ode to the UCB improv scene. MANDATORY REBLOG!!

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    business. Everyone’s already heard it, but I feel like I need to post it just to further declare my

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    nerds! (in the most amazing sense of the word)

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    reblog-worthy thing, ever. Patrick...has very blond hair.

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    Oh man this is just about the best thing ever.

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    4 of us were listening to this at the Training Center at noon and all of had such cheesy grins on our face.

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    OK, I HAD to reblog this! If you missed it, which I am sure you didn’t…

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    There’s nothing else to be said. UCB nerds must press play.

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    Add me to the list of people who LOVE this song. Patrick Noth did an amazing job. I literally started hopping up and...

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    “The creator of realities, based on a word” = how I will forevermore explain improv to Others. “STD-free but I can pass...

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