My Granddad is 81 and has a very dry sense of humor. Before leaving for church he said that when you take cold medicine you get better in a week, and when you don’t, you get better in a week.
For what it’s worth, my cousin is 32 and a doctor and recently told me the exact same thing.
to feel pathetic: drink straight from 2 liter bottle of soda in front of the tv.
I have some pretty shameful eating habits, but I am proud to say this is something I’ve never done.
I just joined twitter. I don’t know why. I don’t even have a computer phone or whatever you people use. Anyway, I’m writing to let you know because this probably signals its demise. Sorry ‘bout that.
From now on I am going to tell people that I program computer phones for a living.
It’d be great if there was a site called HasSomebodyAlready.com specifically for posting questions like, “Has somebody already done a sketch with Albert Einstein going around sarcastically calling everyone Einstein?”
That would only fuel the anxiety that kills creativity. It would only serve to stop you from making something before you have started.
Listen to Paul Rand: “Don’t try to be original. Just try to be good.”