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2009

November 101
October 103
September 106
August 117
July 53
June 48
May 27
April 24
March 47
January 12

2008

June 3
May 11
April 1
March
February
January
On the back of my MetroCard is a quotation from Middlemarch, the book she was reading when I met...
Mar 31st
“Times are tough, and the last thing America wants to hear is...”
— Daily Kos: State of the Nation
Mar 30th
A video guide on how to deal with Hecklers
Mar 30th
Warch Watch
claspy: I’m not sure why, but I’ve always been obsessed with the story of Robin Hood. I had multiple...
Mar 30th
Warch Watch
Think Before You Speak - Pizza Shop (via adcouncil) Mock me if you will, but I love this series of...
Mar 27th
Warch Watch
Slagsmålsklubben - Sponsored by destiny on Vimeo (via Vimeo) Apparently this is how they tell...
Mar 26th
Fudge covered Remorse’ls actually sound pretty good.
Mar 26th
“Friends are for your personal happiness. Colleagues are part...”
— johnaugust.com » Why do...
Mar 26th

External HD

iamachilles: Hey Nerds, I’m in the market for a MacBook Pro-friendly external hard drive.  I’m...
Mar 25th
“I do enjoy the frothiness of a margarita. Despite the fact...”
— Your Signature Cocktail -...
Mar 25th
Why Apple won’t pre-approve apps
Mar 24th
“my review is that flannery o’connor proves you do not...”
— stereotypist: hey i read the...
Mar 24th

Before you bitch about the MTA...

Thank you to the Gothamist commenter who saved me from typing this myself: And now, here come the...
Mar 24th
How the App Store review process probably...
Mar 24th
“It makes increasingly less sense even to talk about a...”
— Newspapers and Thinking the...
Mar 20th
David Occhino Typeface Collection
Mar 20th
Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle...
Mar 20th
Mar 19th
“It’s certainly not because Americans are dead set...”
— Harold Meyerson - The...
Mar 19th
brianglidewell: You just freaked me out, Ben.  I come to...
Mar 18th
“The President released his 2009 NCAA College...
Mar 18th
“It is a quiet, calm, authoritative, no-bullshit voice of...”
—  Keep Calm and Carry On: Jon...
Mar 18th
“Another suggestion: Accept and embrace that the group won’t...”
— johnaugust.com » Are...
Mar 17th
Listen Listen
WNYC’s Radiolab: Overcome By Emotion (November 14, 2008). I believe I have a mild case of what...
Mar 17th
“Lousy Smarch weather…”
Mar 14th
nicolemarietherese: brycer: I don’t usually like books...
Mar 13th
iTunes App Store now identifies reviews by...
Mar 12th
melaniehamlett: I don’t know what about a baby’s ass laying...
Mar 12th
Dunning-Kruger effect - Wikipedia, the free...
Mar 12th
“How old are you? 34?”
— A trainer at the gym, about a...
Mar 12th
I joined a gym
Mar 12th
Jericho To Return, Via Comics
Mar 12th
“Most people I saw when I was in Brazil were black!”
— An excited elementary school...
Mar 11th
“The movie is constantly, necessarily in motion, and a lot of...”
—  Book Vs. Film: Watchmen |...
Mar 10th
It’s personal.
Mar 9th
Somebody threw out a reel-to-reel machine. Our analog memory...
Mar 9th
Good night everybody
Mar 8th
Imagined rejection?
Mar 6th
“I’ve had actual nightmares about the automobile-populated...”
— DadHacker  » Blog Archive...
Mar 6th
“Something about these artistic portrayals of (mostly) made...”
— Another Map of Adventure -...
Mar 4th
“Their number is negligible and they are stupid.”
— Dwight Eisenhower
Mar 4th
“We are at the end of a 30-year period of radical...”
— On Moderation :: Swampland -...
Mar 3rd

I hate match.com but I have a...

About me and who I'm looking for: FIRST OFF DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOTASK ME TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO WATCH MOVIES FOR OUR FIRST DATE NO GIRL CORRECTION NO NORMAL GIRL WOULD GO TO SOME GUYS HOUSE THEY HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE ON THE FIRST DATE SO IF THAT IS THE KIND OF GIRL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IM NOT HER ANYWAY LETS GET STARTED IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OPEN AND HONEST...
Me: OK, if you don't want to watch a movie at my place on the first date, how about watching a movie in the back of my van?
Her: wow i thought i heeard the lowest until u emailed me
Me: It gets worse: I don't even own a van. I was lying to impress you.
Her: yea ur real prince charming
Mar 3rd

why is it that so many comedians(iennes)...

brianglidewell: Ben has sexual relations with M&Ms. Brian only knows this because we are in...
Mar 3rd
“This is wrong. What Palin should be supporting is a bill...”
— uggabugga
Mar 2nd
johnrobertwilson: The bust that could pay for itself. A tax...
Mar 2nd

why is it that so many comedians(iennes)...

patbaer: rubysneakers: sharingtime: ohgrowup: was “funny” a defense mechanism? *squeaks red...
Mar 2nd