benzado

2009

November 101
October 103
September 106
August 117
July 53
June 48
May 27
April 24
March 47
January 12

2008

June 3
May 11
April 1
March
February
January
“We are at the end of a 30-year period of radical...”
— On Moderation :: Swampland -...
Mar 3rd

I hate match.com but I have a...

About me and who I'm looking for: FIRST OFF DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOTASK ME TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO WATCH MOVIES FOR OUR FIRST DATE NO GIRL CORRECTION NO NORMAL GIRL WOULD GO TO SOME GUYS HOUSE THEY HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE ON THE FIRST DATE SO IF THAT IS THE KIND OF GIRL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IM NOT HER ANYWAY LETS GET STARTED IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OPEN AND HONEST...
Me: OK, if you don't want to watch a movie at my place on the first date, how about watching a movie in the back of my van?
Her: wow i thought i heeard the lowest until u emailed me
Me: It gets worse: I don't even own a van. I was lying to impress you.
Her: yea ur real prince charming
Mar 3rd

why is it that so many comedians(iennes)...

brianglidewell: Ben has sexual relations with M&Ms. Brian only knows this because we are in...
Mar 3rd
“This is wrong. What Palin should be supporting is a bill...”
— uggabugga
Mar 2nd
johnrobertwilson: The bust that could pay for itself. A tax...
Mar 2nd

why is it that so many comedians(iennes)...

patbaer: rubysneakers: sharingtime: ohgrowup: was “funny” a defense mechanism? *squeaks red...
Mar 2nd
mkbuild, an iPhone project build script
Feb 28th
Circuit City staff won this award, but it didn’t save...
Feb 27th
Drawn in by the slogan on the awning, driven away by the...
Feb 27th

"I'm up!" button

I hate waking up before my alarm, going into the bathroom, and then hearing it...
Feb 27th
I made a weekly schedule for my self-employed self in the...
Feb 26th
Hey good news lung cancer is a stable investment.
Feb 26th

Things like this infuriate me

bridgecomedy: johnrobertwilson: Dying woman spends £40,000 on plastic surgery.. to look like...
Feb 26th
“Your twenties are a crucial time, and I’d argue that it’s...”
— johnaugust.com » On being...
Feb 23rd
Warch Watch
The Crisis of Credit Visualized on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Feb 22nd
Struck by Lightning
Feb 18th
“Science is not a monument of received Truth but something...”
— Essay - Elevating Science,...
Feb 12th
I was told not to burn my bridges, so I don’t. In fact, I devote so much of my time attempting...
Feb 10th
Solving the Plastic Bag Problem
Feb 5th
I completely missed a credit card payment recently, not because I didn’t have the money, but...
Feb 5th
I promised myself I could have ice cream after I caught up on sorting through and paying my bills....
Feb 1st