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Dec 1st

“After the debacle of the past two years, there’s broad...”
— Op-Ed Columnist - Taxing the...

Dec 1st

Got Soap?

Dec 1st

I received an email-forward from my mom titled...

Dec 1st

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I didn’t bring the game back with me, it’s in a ridiculous large box and I hadn’t...

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

Nicer ways to view UNIX man pages

Nov 30th

How honest should I be?

I’m due for a trim. Since it’s starting to thin, I want to get what the Hines Bros. call...

Nov 30th

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rubysneakers: Fuck yes. Sherlock Holmes, the trailer. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Awesome,...

Nov 30th

sherrypop: fashionofthechrist: Shit got real ...

Nov 30th

frankhejl: FACT: This is a great movie. Seriously....

Nov 30th

“So is this one actually his real daughter?”
— Mom, watching Modern Family,...

Nov 27th

How many rappers can you name?

Dad: Eminem and, after some thinking, M.C. Hammer. (“Hammer something, I forget his first...

Nov 27th

Mom is threatening to re-zone the closet space currently...

Nov 26th

rubysneakers: Getting some last snugglin’ in before I am...

Nov 25th

Jinkies! frankhejl: Ha! sherrypop: Boys are strange...

Nov 25th

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bransonreese: benzado: So, in the interest of Truth, I’d like to see some evidence to support...

Nov 24th

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I am a winner of something! jillmorris: I will stop reblogging myself soon. I really loved this...

Nov 24th

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sherrypop: In the interest of fairness, however, I will point out that if you asked many rabid...

Nov 24th

rubysneakers: This scene won my highly prestigious...

Nov 24th

No matter what you do, she'll find a problem.

Nov 22nd

signsandwonders: “Even more than the girls, the men really need to learn from it. Because...

Nov 22nd

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rubysneakers: travishelwig: purns: spolikeluzhate: Empire State of Mind Part II To be...

Nov 22nd

davebluvband: I cannot find this song on amazon or itunes. It’s on the soundtrack for the...

Nov 22nd

mikescollins: “There’s one thing people have to understand: Comics are not happy clowns. They are...

Nov 22nd

“When you don’t drink, people always need to know why....”
— Jim Gaffigan (via...

Nov 22nd

“There’s one thing people have to understand: Comics are not...”
— Tracy Morgan (from his new...

Nov 22nd

patbaer: a dude PUSHED me into street today and a van had to swerve to avoid me. WTF NYC? Now...

Nov 20th

Come find me if you want some of my blood.

Nov 20th

“How would Apple like it if when they discovered a serious...”
— Apple’s Mistake

Nov 20th

digsyfinallyhasa: And also, the use of the phrase “fucking manned up” makes it sound...

Nov 20th

For all my brothers and sisters gettin'...

What is game? Who got game? Where’s the game in life behind the game behind the...

Nov 20th

allthelatestmoves: theoriginaljoefisher: bohemea: ...

Nov 20th

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rubysneakers: benzado: nicolemarietherese: benzado: Likewise, if you’re doing a show like...

Nov 19th

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nicolemarietherese: benzado: Likewise, if you’re doing a show like this, it is presumptuous to...

Nov 19th

Donald Glover knows his twitter is "Dong...

Nov 19th

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patbaer: benjaminapple: If you missed Dreadnought’s “Improv With Elvis” show at Daioh Sushi last...

Nov 19th

I’m feeling too much like Charlie Brown right now.

Nov 19th

HuffPo: How to Be Engaged by Christmas

Nov 18th

“Another unpleasant fact of dieting it’s worth facing up...”
— John Walker, The...

Nov 17th

The Skeptical Hypchondriac — Lose Weight by...

Nov 17th

“I’m not interested in writing short stories. Anything...”
— Cormac McCarthy

Nov 17th

rubysneakers: juliasegal: petermartin: ...

Nov 17th

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davebluvband: Day 26 Pinch & S’Mac Where: Central Park West Guests: Rob Stern, Benjamin...

Nov 17th

It's because they have no alcohol

I have a deck of playing cards by Umbra that feature a different cocktail recipe on the face of each...

Nov 17th

What was your first computer game that got...

Nov 17th

Newsweek comes fangs out with "12 comics who...

Nov 17th

Adam Bozarth

Nov 16th

“The philosophy of comedy that he did speak to was a matter...”
— Adam Bozarth.com » He is...

Nov 16th

WCVB: Actor Gets Mugged, Decides to Improvise

Nov 16th

أنا مهندس

Nov 16th

“SuperFreakonomics” and climate change : The...

Nov 15th

“I’ve got my feet on the ground and I don’t go to...”
— Fiona Apple

Nov 15th

rubysneakers: jeffrubinjeffrubin: Spell-check should...

Nov 15th

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Simon’s Town (a remix of “The Silence of the Daylight” from Castlevania II), by...

Nov 15th

rubysneakers: I didn’t know about this game when I...

Nov 15th

A Short History of Spelling Things R0ng

Nov 14th

Only In Pittsburgh  » Protecting Bloomfield from Koopas...

Nov 14th

OK, I don’t usually post this sort of thing, but at...

Nov 14th

“Yet it gradually dawns on you that there’s something...”
—  Does the Hitchhiker’s...

Nov 12th

Tumblring, tweeting, statusing,...

benjaminapple: Someone needs to cleanly synthesize the various forms of web communication and make...

Nov 11th

nicolemarietherese: larhunter: Guys, can we talk for a...

Nov 11th

“Girls, if boys say something that’s not...

katespencer: Some of the wisest words I’ve heard recently. Also, girls, you don’t have to be nice...

Nov 11th

“These guys found the way to destroy the most massive amount...”
— Jason Scott, as quoted...

Nov 11th

The last lines of the first episode of V

Erica: "They're arming themselves with the most powerful weapon out there."
Jack: "What's that? What weapon? What do you mean? They didn't say anything about a weapon in the meeting. What are they arming themselves with?"
Erica: "Devotion."

Nov 11th

Don’t printf when you can tcpdump

Nov 10th

Can this mustache fad be over please?

signsandwonders: I would like to share my (strong) mustache feelings. I think that few things are...

Nov 10th

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chrisreblogs: I know this will be controversial. Cookie Monster (and Wyclef Jean) respond to the...

Nov 10th

purns: I ignore any non-celebration facebook invites, so...

Nov 10th

“Now you wanna run around and talk about guns like I...”
— Dr. Dre, explaining that he is...

Nov 10th

rubysneakers: thedailywhat: Abstruse Goose. The...

Nov 10th

What the Stupak-Pitts Coathanger Amendment...

Nov 10th

That’s my weight for the past year, graphed by my app,...

Nov 10th

Citibank To Charge All Accounts That Drop...

Nov 9th

“I’ve had the occasional ANSI artist profess concern about...”
— ASCII by Jason Scott / The...

Nov 9th

“If I had to make a guess, the fastest progress in the...”
— Technology in daily life -...

Nov 9th

NO STROPPING. NO HONING.

Nov 9th

“Because it will take 25,000 years for the message to reach...”
— Arecibo message - Wikipedia,...

Nov 8th

How far did you go in physics?

I had a particularly long day on Saturday that started with a video shoot in Brooklyn and ended at...

Nov 8th

nicolemarietherese: I…don’t follow what you’re saying at all. But maybe I am bad at metaphors. ...

Nov 7th

nicolemarietherese: But something about the instinct to formalize this crazy, organic process...

Nov 6th

bransonreese: I’ve been in New York for over a year now and probably as a result of my shyness and...

Nov 6th

ninakix: Designer Tan Weihao Rios has created this...

Nov 6th

Vacation.

melissagomez: I plan on going to Ohio next week and I just noticed that every single show in the...

Nov 6th

So, this happened on Twitter yesterday: caitorade At the UCB Training center right now, an...

Nov 6th

“I just want somebody to see me cry.”
— M.H.

Nov 5th

awkward

chelc: there was a doorbell ring, I suspected it might be con ed, i didn’t answer it, someone else...

Nov 5th

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So, I’m trying to get some non-improv-geeks to come to our shows.

Nov 5th

My review of the pilot episode of "V"

It felt a little careless and rushed, as though the writers wanted to get all the boring (to them)...

Nov 5th

“When our days become dreary with low hovering clouds of...”
— Dr. Martin Luther King,...

Nov 4th

“There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New...”
— Here is New York, E.B. White...

Nov 3rd

rubysneakers: This is sounding more and more like Amy Poehler’s quote about how she treats...

Nov 3rd

bridgecomedy: kateoplis: Space hotel says it’s on...

Nov 3rd

Geocities Saved!

Nov 3rd

“Adding the random element to collection quests, no matter...”
— CQPR - Questing for Dopamine -...

Nov 2nd

rubysneakers: chrisreblogs: I have never really been a fan of Stargate.  Mostly I have found the...

Nov 2nd

“What I keep hearing from Washington is one of two arguments:...”
— Paul Krugman, Too Little of a...

Nov 2nd

NaNoWriMo: A Pep Talk and a Warning | 43...

Nov 2nd

“Even when they take a biohazard on board, they contain it...”
— Engineering and Star Trek. For...

Nov 2nd

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frankhejl: FUCK YOU, HOOBASTANK! My friend Eric sent me this just to piss me off. OK, maybe I’m...

Nov 2nd

Modern Family

rubysneakers: Manny is so fantastic. I think I am in love. It really is a great show, everyone. ...

Nov 2nd

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NBC cancelled this just as it was getting good.

Nov 2nd

“Why New York, then? There are lots of great product...”
— Joel Spolsky, “Figuring...

Nov 2nd