I just threw out the unfinished portion of a sandwich. That’s kind of a big deal for me.
by the end of today
im going to have a girlfriend
why by the end of tonight
becuase im going to talk to her tonight
This is funny until somebody gets hurt.
I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
With fingernails that shine like justice,
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
She is fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack.
She’s touring the facility
and picking up slack.
Am I too picky?
Man, dinosaurs were everywhere in the early ’90s. They were easily the vampires of their day.
Weak analogy. Yes, they were everywhere, but at no point were teenage girls and young women fantasizing about having sex with dinosaurs.
You clearly don’t know much about teenage girls, Ben.
It’s very well documented that teenage girls of the ’90s, even in the presence of dinosaurs, were overwhelmingly hot for UNIX.