I just threw out the unfinished portion of a sandwich. That’s kind of a big deal for me.
October 2009
103 posts
my bro the ladies man
rafa leeee:
by the end of today
im going to have a girlfriend
Jesse:
lol
what
why by the end of tonight
rafa leeee:
becuase im going to talk to her tonight
This is funny until somebody gets hurt.
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Also fantastic? Chris Scott’s one man harold, which fucking ruled your face. Unfortunately the booth didn’t let him get to third beats, which were gearing up to be mind-blowing. As someone who participated in the ridiculous Drink or Harold, I would have gladly donated the entirety of our group game time to CScott’s (much better) harold.
I still have improv blueballs because of it. That’s a thing.
Dammit, I planned to be there, my first Wednesday night free of that damnable sketch class, but an involuntary nap prevented my attendance.
I basically have been in my apartment alone all week. Not good for my sanity. This reblog doesn’t even make sense.
“I find it strangely comforting to realize that the industry was just as broken 70 years ago.”
—johnaugust.com » What’s wrong with the [film and television] business
Introducing MetroCost →
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After writing my last post, I realized that I had never formally announced MetroCost on this blog. Well, now is as good a time as any, because until the end of the week I’m giving it away for free!
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Lowest of the Low, The Dogs of February, Hallucigenia. I’d provide a link, but the band’s website expired a few days ago.
Don’t you love it
when it doesn’t
work out quite the way
it was supposed to?Don’t you hate it
when it isn’t
quite like the fairy tale
that they told you?
I want a girl
I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
With fingernails that shine like justice,
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
She is fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack.
She’s touring the facility
and picking up slack.
Am I too picky?
Man, dinosaurs were everywhere in the early ’90s. They were easily the vampires of their day.
Weak analogy. Yes, they were everywhere, but at no point were teenage girls and young women fantasizing about having sex with dinosaurs.
You clearly don’t know much about teenage girls, Ben.
It’s very well documented that teenage girls of the ’90s, even in the presence of dinosaurs, were overwhelmingly hot for UNIX.
“College students in their final year have about 16 years of experience doing short projects and leaving everything until the last minute. Until you’re a senior in college, you’re very unlikely to have ever encountered an assignment that can’t be done by staying up all night.”
—Capstone projects and time management - Joel on Software
“This thing is going to work.”
—Paul Krugman, referring to health care reform, “After Reform Passes” - NYTimes.com
